(Source: cutest-cats)

  • other people's followers: you're so pretty!
  • other people's followers: date me?
  • other people's followers: hello
  • other people's followers: your blog is flawless!
  • other people's followers: I love you!
  • other people's followers: how was your day?
  • other people's followers: you're awesome!
  • other people's followers: dude you make me fart rainbows and bleed glitter!
  • my followers:
  • Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
  • Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.

(Source: soriku-passion)

amouremeline:

f is for friends who dont talk to you

u is for ur alone

n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 

(Source: slimed)